solarsyrup:

hey i hope this isn’t a bad time but one billion points lava damage

spinchs-field:

i’ve discovered a website that has easily the best dachshund images i’ve ever seen. i’m starting a collection

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kalichnikov:

patchoulism:

supplementes:

I like going on the weather app it’s the only app I feel truly safe on

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colin-crossing:

colin-crossing:

where’s that one photo of joe biden where he’s jumpscaring the camera like in fife nights ar freddys

found it

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auckie:

Well sure, I mean if you insist on the inch. Hehe. Thanks. Hey UM actually do you mind if I have a mile. I need it now. Already walking away

starlightknight:

SLEEP I want to try

Pillow is my favorite guy

REST I need some more

into bed where I go snore

PHEW I go honk and shoo

have a blanky feel the snooze

Tired system overload

Everybody SLEEEEEEPINGGGG

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froody:

froody:

“unions drowned out the voice of the individual 🥺” I can promise you employers were not listening to the voice of the individual to begin with

individualist ideals are a plague, in direct opposition to the labor movement. you are stronger together than apart. hate to tell you this but your coworkers are humans as well. organize

tooies:

“humans are naturally selfish and evil” factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

wheeloffortune-design:

wheeloffortune-design:

“you’re not man enough, not feminine enough”

so gender is something we can fail?

that means gender is not genetic and absolute and unchangeable

but something we can build and perform, and fail at (the standards they set) but also redefine?

if i can fail at being a woman, does that mean i’m not a woman? so does that make me another gender?

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i agonized for 15 minutes about the wording of my post and you manage to simplify it with a perfect mean girls reference

did the beat go off?

rylances:

rylances:

rylances:

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

her daughters got the whooping cough?

i brake and let the children cross?

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